The new math, according to VG FATBOY.
Beer+4 wheeler+log=Sprained wrist
Sprained wrist+cold mornings+lack of motivation=no exercise
no exercise+no youth sports=no blog entries
no exercise = low constitutionlow constitution = deer walk by unscatheddeer walk by unscathed = more beermore beer - no exercisetime to end this vicious cycle, dude. time to crawl, time to walk. time to hold your head high.time to be Hook!!!!
Boy, it sounds like I missed a heck of a weinie roast!
You did, sis. Except for the part where we didn't roast any wienies.
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no exercise = low constitution
low constitution = deer walk by unscathed
deer walk by unscathed = more beer
more beer - no exercise
time to end this vicious cycle, dude. time to crawl, time to walk. time to hold your head high.
time to be Hook!!!!
Boy, it sounds like I missed a heck of a weinie roast!
You did, sis. Except for the part where we didn't roast any wienies.
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