To be eviscerated:
1. To have your entrails removed, to be disemboweled
2. To watch your favorite sports team lose in unfathomable fashion to the most reviled band of
asshats ever.
This is how it feels to know without uncertainty that a young man is going to miss a free throw
This is how it feels to be kissed by a dementor
This is how it feels to be nutpunched by a drunken midget until you pass out
This is how it feels to give birth....rectally
This is how it feels to be an Illini fan
Sometimes, the guys in the black hats win.
Sometimes, I hate sports.
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When Pruitt was on the line I got up from the couch and told the redhead that the game was over and I went downstairs and played Tomb Raider.
The good news is that Eric Gordon didn't look THAT good, so when he goes pro in a year or two and screws Indiana over, he'll go the way of Marcus Liberty and play for a half season and we'll never hear from him again and in five years people will be saying "Who is Eric Gordon?"
And hopefully by then Kelvin will be in jail.
Grrr....
G.--
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